A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the
 street when a masked robber runs out the bank and
 shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the
babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave
 the bullets in because it`s too risky to operate.

 All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks
 into the room in tears.  "What's wrong" asks the mother.
 "I was having a wee and this bullet came out"  replies
 the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what
 happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to
 the room in tears.

 "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came
 out". Again the mother tells
 her not to worry and explains what happened 16
 years ago.

 A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.
 "It's okay" says the mom,"I know what happened,
 you were having a wee and a bullet came out."

 "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the
 dog."