Crime doesn't pay...
    
	 A principal asked his teachers to help lower the drug use in the
     school. After a few months, the principal queried his teachers as to
     their success. The first teacher reported he was able to lower drug
     use of his students by 28%.  The principal was quite impressed and
     asked how this was done. The teacher explained he drew two circles on
     the blackboard, one small and one quite large and pointed to the
     larger circle and said, "This is your brain," and pointed to the
     smaller circle and said, "This is your brain on drugs."  "Very good,"
     the principal said.  The next teacher reported his students' drug use
     was downby 95%!  "How did you do that," the principal asked?  "Well, 
     
     I also drew two different size circles on the blackboard.
     I pointed to  the smaller circle and said, 'THIS IS YOUR ASSHOLE.'
     Then I pointed to the LARGER circle and said, 'AND THIS IS YOUR
     ASSHOLE IN PRISON.'"