Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

A. Call her and tell her


Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A. "How do you breath through something so small?"


Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A. A Klondike Bar


Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.

A. The thief was spending less then his wife


Q. How do men sort out their laundry?

A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable


Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?

A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

 
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving


Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A. "Is it in?"


Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.

 
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

 
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.