A few of the Alabama football players decide to go to a comedy show after a scrimmage. 
So they go to see a ventriloquist. During the show a drunken quarterback stands up and yells, 
"HEY YOU! JERK! ON STAGE! You been making smart-ass remarks about us southerners 
being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya know!" "Relax" said the ventriloquist, 
"They're just jokes!" "I'm not talking to you, sir!" the quarterback replied 
"I'm talking to that little prick sitting on your knee!"