Beer Drinker's Prayer


LET US PRAY.

        OUR LAGER,
        WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
        HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
        THY WILL BE DRUNK,
        I WILL GET DRUNK,
        AT HOME, AS IN THE PUB.
        GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
        AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGE,
        AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
        AND LEAD US NOT INTO INCARCERATION,
        BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
        FOR THINE IS THE MALT, AND THE HOPS, AND THE BARLEY FOREVER.
        AMEN.