Three bulls were standing by the fence post one morning just
bull-shitting.  One of the bulls informs the others that the 
rancher just bought a new bull at auction, and he was to 
arrive at the ranch that afternoon.
 
The oldest bull, stating he had seniority over the other two 
stated, "I'll not give the new guy any of my cows.  Being 
I'm the senior, all 100 of my cows will remain mine."
 
The middle bull states much the same, saying "I've been here 
five years and had to fight for all thirty of my cows.  I'll 
be damned if the new bull will get a single one.  It's up to 
the junior bull to give cows to the new guy to start his harem."
 
The junior bull will have none of that, stating "I've nearly 
died several times fighting you two for my ten cows, and I'm 
not about to give any of them up for the sake of a new bull.  
I'll fight him to the  death if necessary."
 
That afternoon the three bulls were at the gate anticipating 
the arrival of the new bull.  A tractor-trailer rig pulled up.  
This rig was under such a heavy burden the tractor could barely 
pull the trailer, and the floor of the trailer sagged under the 
weight.  One of the three bulls made a comment there had to be 
more than one bull in  the trailer as the trailer seemed to be 
bursting at its seams.
 
The driver opened the trailer and dropped the ramp.  Out came 
the largest bull any of the three bulls had ever seen or heard 
of.  This new bull was so large and muscular the ramp barely 
held his wieght.  His horns just cleared the side-boards of 
the trailer.
 
Upon seeing this huge bull, the senior bull stated,  With 100 
cows I have difficulty serving them all,  I think I'll let the 
new bull have thirty of my cows.  The middle bull states, "no 
one bull needs thirty cows, I'll give him some of mine too."
 
The youngest and most junior bull starts huffing, snorting, 
scratching the dirt with his hooves, swinging his horns, and 
making alot of noise,seemingly ready for a fight.  The two 
older bulls explain to him that its just not possible for him 
to defeat this huge new bull and how his death an't be worth 
a mere ten cows.  The junior bull excitedly states,


"He can have my damn cows, I just want to make sure he 
 knows I'm a bull!"