Three men take a walk in the forest and get lost they come across a 
tribe of cannibals.  The cannibals strike a deal with the men.  If 
each of them go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit, the 
cannibals might not eat them.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.  The cannibals say if you 
can stick all 10 apples up your ass without making a noise or 
changing you facial expression, we won't eat you.  The guy sticks the 
first apple up his ass and screeches in pain.  The cannibals then eat 
him.

The second guy comes back with 10 cherries.  The first cherry goes in 
no problem, then the second, third, all the way up to eight.  When he 
sticks the ninth cherry up his ass he starts cracking up laughing. 
So he gets eaten too.

Up in heaven the first guy meets the second guy and asks him what the 
hell happened,  He was only 2 cherries away from surviving.  The 
second guy replies that when he ws sticking the 9th cherry up his ass 
he saw the third guy coming back with 10 watermelons.