Just a little Cyclone humor for you...




There's a guy from ISU driving from Ames to Iowa City, and a
guy from U of I driving from Iowa City to Ames.
In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they
hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different
directions. The Cyclone manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I
am really lucky to be alive!"

Likewise the Hawkeye scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived
this wreck!"

The Hawkeye walks over to the Cyclone and says, "Hey man, I
think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."

The Cyclone thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what
else survived this wreck."

So the Cyclone pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened
bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Hawkeye, "I think this
is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found
understanding and friendship."

The Hawkeye says, "You're right!" and he grabs the bottle and
starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly
half the bottle the Hawkeye hands it back to the Cyclone and says, "Your
turn!

The Cyclone twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I
think I'll wait for the cops to show up."