After Tom Davis dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on
a tour.  He shows Dr. Tom a little two-bedroom house with a faded 
Hawkeye banner hanging from the front porch.

"This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own
houses up here," God says.

Dr. Tom looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the
one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with 
white marble columns and little patios under all the windows.  ISU 
flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Cyclone banner hangs 
between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question.  I get
this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Tim Floyd gets a
mansion with new Cyclone banners and flags flying all over the place. 
Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then with a smile God
says, "That's not Floyd's house, that's mine."