It seems one night a flying saucer lands in Pasadena, Texas in the back yard
 of Tim & Ingrid.  A male and female emerge from the flying saucer and
 introduce themselves as being from the planet Mars and that they came to the
 planet Earth for an experiment.


Tim ask, "What do you want from us?"  The aliens replied that they wanted to
 see what it was like to have sex with an earthling and if Tim and Ingrid
 would like to join them with their experiment?

Well Tim and Ingrid thought it over and said OK.  Tim took the female into one
 bedroom while Ingrid took the male into another bedroom.

After the male alien was undressed Ingrid look over at him and started
 laughing.  The alien ask what is so funning?  Ingrid replied,  "I am sorry I
 should not have laughed, however you are not large enough to satisfy any
 woman here on Earth!"<p>

The alien replies, " No problem, watch this."  He grabs his ears and it starts
 growing to 10 inches.  Ingrid with a smile said, "Now that is more like it."

A few hours later after the aliens have gone Tim ask Ingrid, "Did you enjoy
 sex with the alien?"  Fantastic replied Ingrid.

Ingrid ask, "Did you enjoy sex with the alien?"

Tim replied "It was OK except she kept pulling my ears."