FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR * Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" * Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. * Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" * Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. * Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. * When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. * Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. * Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" * Meow occasionally. * Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. * Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. * Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. * Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. * When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" * Say "Ding!" at each floor. * Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. * Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. * Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." * Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." * Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.