FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
      
 * Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut
 up, 
 dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
      
 * Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
      
 * Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
 "Got
  enough air in there?"
      
 * Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  Wear yours
 upside down.
      
 * Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without 
 getting off.
      
 * When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
 open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
      
 * Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
    them to call you Admiral.
      
 * Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce:
 
 "I've got new socks on!"
      
 * Meow occasionally.
      
 * Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
      
 * Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
      
 * Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of 
 THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
      
 * Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
 passengers.
      
 * When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your
 beeper?"
      
 * Say "Ding!" at each floor.
      
 * Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
      
 * Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
      
 * Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
 other passengers that this is your "personal space."
      
 * Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
 body."
      
 * Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.