Milasky was a burly young man who was a walk-on at football camp one year.
He was the last one to make the team. The season started with a series of
"away" games and game after game Milasky found himself sitting on the end
of the bench and not seeing any field time. 

Finally the first home game arrived and Milasky informed his wife that he
planned to stay at home, drink beer and watch the game on TV. He told his
wife that she would have to go to the stadium, dress in his uniform and go
sit on the end of the bench for the duration of the game. She was not to
worry as he had never be called upon to contribute to any game yet.

The next day she went to the stadium early, dressed in her husband's
uniform and went out and took up her position at the end of the bench.
Unfortunately it turned out to be a rough and 
tumble game with lots of broken bones and concussions. By halftime she was
the last player available to substitute in. About seven minutes into the
third quarter the coach looked out onto the field to set yet another player
injured.

"You're on, Milasky!" he shouted looking down the bench.

Wife gets up and runs out onto the field. It turns out that the team is on
offence and as soon as she bends into the huddle the quarterback looks in
the eye and says, "OK Milasky, this is your play. We need the touchdown. On
the snap I want you to roll left, run down field and I'll throw you the
long bomb for the touchdown." What can she say?

The play begins. Ball is snapped, wife rolls left and runs down
field,quarterback throws the long bomb and wife jumps up and makes a
spectacular catch. The crowd roars. She runs about 5 yards when five
defensive players jump on her and knock her into tommorrow.

She woke up 10 minutes later on the trainers table in the dressing room.
The trainer was sitting on the wife's stomach rubbing her tits as hard as
he can. She looks up, "What the hell are you doing?" The trainer replys,
"Don't worry Milasky, once we get your damn balls down out of your chest,
your cock will drop out, too!".