There's this guy playing golf with a priest. He comes 
to the first green, and tries an easy putt. He goes 
for it and says :- "Oh fuck, I missed!"

The priest outraged by the bad language says "If you 
say that again, you will be struck by lightning."

Next green, same thing happens - "Oh fuck, I missed!"

Priest says "One more chance, if you say that again, 
you will be struck by lightning."

Next green, same thing happens - "Oh fuck, I missed!"

All of a sudden, the heavens open, and a bolt of 
lightning comes down, and strikes the priest.

Then the guy hears a low rumbling noise coming from 
the clouds :- "Oh fuck, I missed!"