Three American businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they
stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls.
They went in and were getting really "friendly" with the harem-girls
when the Sheikh returned and caught them in the act.
He had them tied up and told them that they would each die in a manner
befitting their professions.
"What is your profession?" He asked the first guy.
"I'm a policeman", he replied.
"His penis...Shoot it off!" the sheikh shrieked.
"You...What is your profession?" He then asked the second American.
"I'm a fireman.", he replied.
"His penis...Burn it off!" he bellowed.
The third guy simply stood there smiling.
"Why are you smiling?...Never mind. What is your profession?", he asked.
He gingerly replied, "I'm a lollipop salesman".