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THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SAID AT ISU:

1. I really miss Jim Walden.
2. I got such a great deal at the book store this year.
3. Bought your Orange Bowl tickets yet?
4. I sure think that Parking Systems does a great job.
5. Did you read that interesting and intellegent article in the Daily.
6. Martin Jiske is one cool mother fucker.
7. There are so many women in my Engineering XXX class.
8. Elementary Education is a really hard and challenging program.
9. The Ames Police Department is a top-notch department of professionals.
10. I only go to Tazzles for the stimulating conversation.
11. I think that this year's tuition hike is a good idea.
12. My freshman advisor was so helpful.
13. I'm going to be able to graduate with an engineering degree in 4 years.
14. All my instructors speak English as their first language.
15. Calculas was my favorite class.
16. I really agree with what David Mosby had to say this week.
17. The Board of Regents has our best interests at heart.
18. I'm failing out of the College of Business.  Mabye I'll take something
in engineering.
19. [LAS MAJOR] I got so many job offers.
20. I didn't drink at all last VESHIA.


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