Penis Study

Have you heard about the latest PENIS STUDY???

The question was "why is the head of a penis larger around than
the shaft"?  The United States decided to do some research on this. 
They spent 2 years and $180,000 on this research.  Their conclusion 
was that the head was larger in order to give the man more pleasure
during sex.  

Germany decided to research this.  They spent 3 years and $250,000.  Their
conclusion was that the head was larger in order to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.  

With all of this "penis" research going on, Poland decided to get 
involved.  They spent 3 days and $75 on research.  Their conclusion 
was that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was so
that the man's hand didn't slip off and he wouldn't hit himself in the
face!