A man walks into a saloon, puts his briefcase downon 
the bar, and orders a shot.  He asks the bartender if he 
can have a small shot for his friend. He opens his briefcase 
and inside  is a little man, one-foot tall, sitting
at a tiny piano playing tunes.

    The bartender is amazed.  "Where did you find him?"

    The guy says, " I madea wish to the genie in this lamp."  
He pulls a magic lamp out of his briefcase and puts it on 
the bar.

    " Can I make a wish?"  the bartender wants to know, and 
the guy says, "Sure, go right ahead."

    The bartender rubs the magic lamp and says, " I wish I 
had a million bucks."
    In a flash the saloon is filled with a million quacking 
ducks, from floor to ceiling.  The bartender starts screaming, 
" I said a million bucks, not a million ducks!  Is this genie 
deaf or something?"


The lamps owner screams back, "Hey, what the hell do you think, 
that I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"