HOW A PUSSY WAS MADE

  Seven wise men got together and made up their minds to build a pussy of their 
own design.

The first was a carpenter, full of wit, with hammer and chisel, he made the
 split.

The second, a blacksmith black as coal, with anvil and slide, he made the hole.

The third, a tailor, long and slim, with ap peice of ribbon, he lined it within.

The fourth, a furrier, big and stout, with skin of a bear, he lined it without.

The fifth, a fisherman, old and bent, with a rotten herring, he gave it a scent.

The sixth, a Preacher, with a B.A. degree, he petted it and felt it and said it
 would pee.

The seventh, a Rabbi, a mean little hunt, fucked it and blessed it and called 
it a cunt.