Two Texans were eating dinner at a posh restaurant in NYC.  While
enjoying their meal, they noticed the lady at the next table began to
choke and cough.

    After a few minutes of no one going to help the damsel in distress,
the first cowboy jumped up, grabbed the lady by the ankles, and flipped
her over.  His partner then came over and pulled down her panties and 
started to lick her derriere.  Astonished, the woman gagged, and coughed 
up the food that she was choking on.  The cowboys pulled up her panties,
flipped her over, and placed her back in her seat.

   On the way back to their seats, one commented to the other, "See Jed,
I told you that the hind-lick maneuver would come in handy someday."