When you read the following, remember that spelling doesn't matter
because you will be speaking the words when you tell other people.

There were these two guys looking for a job.  They both happened to
enter the unemployment office in (some nearby small town of your choice) at the
   same time.  The unemployment guy gave them both applications to fill out.

Upon reviewing their applications, he found them both to be equally qualified 
for the job.  One guy was a Harvard graduate and the other was a Country man.

The unemploynent guy was perplexed.  He couldn't decide which man to hire.
After some deliberation on his part, the unemployment guy called both the Harvar
   d graduate and the Country man up to the counter.  He told them that they
were both equally qualified, so in order to determine who he should hire
they needed to pass a little poetic excercise.  He told them that whoever
could use the word "TIMBUKTU" in a sentence the best would get the job.

The Harvard man stood up with his three piece suit and said:

Across the deseert sands
I spotted a caravan
The sky was clear
The water was blue
Their destination was Timbuktu.


The Country man stood up with his bib overalls on with his thumbs hooked
around the straps and said:

Me and Tim, a-fishin we did went
Spotted Three girls in a canvas tent
Well them bein' three
And us bein' two
I bucked one and "Tim buk two."