A small guy gets into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude
 standing standing next to him.  The huge dude looks down upon the small
 guy & says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
 testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."  The small guy faints.
 The huge dude picks up the small guy & brings him to, by slapping his
 face & shaking him & asks, "What's wrong with you?" The small guy 
 says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"The huge dude looks down 
 and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left 
 testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy says, 
 "Thank God, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."