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>>                                 QUIZ:  URINAL ETIQUETTE
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>>>>  Men should ace this test ... women may have a little difficulty.
>>>>  There IS a code of Restroom Etiquette" that MUST be followed.
>>>>
>>>>  The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
>>>>  An X above the number will indicate "in use."
>>>>
>>>>  (Sample):
>>>>
>>>>   |   |   | x |   |   | x |     (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6
>>>>   | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |     are occupied.)
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at
>>>>  which stall you are to stand.  Good luck!
>>>>
>>>>   --------------------
>>>>     Easy Section
>>>>   --------------------
>>>>  1.)
>>>>
>>>>   |   | x |   | x |   |   |     (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)
>>>>   | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice: ___
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer: 6
>>>It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.
>>>>  ===============================================
>>>
>>>>  2.)
>>>>
>>>>   | x |   |   |   |   |   |    (Urinal 1 occupied.)
>>>>   | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice:  ___
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer: 6        Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
>>>>                           greater risk of being next to someone
>>>>                           who arrives later.
>>>>  ===============================================
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>   Kind of tricky Section:
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>  3.)
>>>>
>>>>   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   (empty)
>>>>   | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>   --------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice:  __
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer:  1 or 6    You are tacitly saying,
>>>>                             "I don't want anyone next to me."
>>>>  ===============================================
>>>>  4.)
>>>>
>>>>    |   | x |   | x |   | x |       (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
>>>>    | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>    -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice:  ___
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer:  1        You're stuck being next to at
>>>>                            least ONE guy, so you minimize the
>>>>                            impact and get a wall on your left.
>>>>                            NEVER go between TWO guys if you
>>>>                            can help it.  Exceptions to this
>>>>                            are stadium restrooms where the
>>>>                            herd thunders in.
>>>>  ===============================================
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------
>>>>   Subtle, tricky, but important to know Section
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------
>>>>  5.)
>>>>
>>>>  |   | x |   |   | x | x |          (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
>>>>  | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice:  __
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer:  4       Believe it or not,  1 and 3 "couples"
>>>>                           you with the guy in stall 2.  And we
>>>>                           wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
>>>>
>>>>                           This differs from question 4 in such a
>>>>                           subtle way that the nuances cannot be
>>>>                           explained.  Suffice to say, only we men
>>>>                           would understand!
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>>>>   VERY tricky indeed Section
>>>>   -----------------------------
>>>>  6.)
>>>>
>>>>  | x | x |   |   | x | x |          (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
>>>>  | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
>>>>   -------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  Your choice:  ___
>>>>   -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>  Correct answer:  NONE!  You go to the mirror and pretend to
>>>>                          comb your hair or straighten a tie
>>>>                          until the urinals "open up" a bit more.
>>>>                          If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for
>>>>                          god's sake! ... use a doored stall.
>>>>  ===============================================
>>>
>>>>  Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
>>>>
>>>>   -- While taking care of business, stare at the imaginary "Pee Spot"
>>>>      directly in front of you.  Do not let your eyes wonder about.
>>>>   -- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
>>>>      it terse and unemotional.  This ain't no clubhouse.
>>>>   -- I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of
>>>>      anyone other than yourself.  A touch of another's elbow is of
>>>>      the highest offense.
>>>>   -- NO Singing.  Period.
>>>>   -- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
>>>>      you there.  I will not look again".
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